Making the grade

Wednesday 13 December 2006 9:09 PM

In leaked government documents just to hand, the proposed Citizenship Test will include the following:
1. The capital city of Australia is ... a. New York b. Washington c. Pine Gap
2. Complete the sentence according to Australian values: "You're going home ... " a. because we decide who comes to our country b. as soon as we find the file c. in the back of a divvy van
3. Nauru is very nice this time of year. True or false
4. Advance Australia Fair is ... a. A non-core promise b. A ride at Luna Park c. I can't remember
5. Australia's national symbol is ... a. the Stars and Stripes b. the Man of Steel c. Warney's mobile
6. I have cancelled my subscription to al Quaeda Monthly. True or false